Gentlemen, there is a serious matter which has been brought to my attention.

That ridiculous halfblood, Jigger, has managed to bewitched Greer into thinking he is worthy enough to ask her to the upcoming dance and she has told me herself she will accept his invitation when he does. Clearly, her poor decision of allowing the Hat to place her in Hufflepuff has put her out of my watchful presence for far too long. It is high time I began finding her suitable company since our father is never in the country long enough to care otherwise occupied. I require suggestions of a better escort and means to take care of this pest.

Miss Yaxley, do forgive me for denying you the pleasure of a more personal invitation, but it would be my pleasure to escort you to the upcoming dance if you would have my arm.

Miss Rockwell. A halfblood, but at least she is a fellow Slytherin. I honestly considered skipping this ridiculous project and taking the detention up until seeing her name. Did anyone have the misfortune of getting a mudblood?

Good evening, ladies. Might I acquire your help?

My delightful sister is useless preoccupied and unhelpful in giving advice on what is a proper gift for a young lady for the holidays. Would any of you have suggestions, perhaps what you might like for Christmas yourselves? I would hate to fail this assignment but will swallow my pride enough to admit I am at a loss.

It definitely wasn't a bloody accident, although Willis did turn out quite bloody in the literal sense.

My arm is a bit sore from her battering, but otherwise I'm perfectly fine. How did the rest of you fair? Any other good stories to share?